As one of my articles suggests, I'm getting a ridiculous amount of junk and scam mail. So now you lazy bastards have to actually type in my email address if you want to tell me how wrong, stupid, fat, or lazy I am. The few of you who actually think I'm awesome will have to suffer through this as well. Send all questions, comments, or orders to cease and decist to me@bobsmash.com. Anything you send me automatically becomes property of BobSmash.com, and therefore material with which to illustrate either your ignorance or my brilliance.

***WARNING***
If you send me hatemail and it is particularly stupid, your email address will be posted
so my fans can help me ridicule you.