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[11/07/08] Why I Hate Your Children 3

This article marks only the second time I've been inspired to write an entire piece based on a hate mail I received. Enjoy, idiots.

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The Articles

Why I Hate Your Children 3 [11/07/08]

LOL OMG TXT MSG 1111 [09/18/08]

Retard Thunder [08/11/08]

Seriously, How Dumb Are You? [08/08/08]

I Went To Six Flags [07/08/08]

Voting For Change Is Stupid [06/15/08]

Career Builder Sucks Ass [06/09/08]

Updated I'm Fired! [06/06/08]

You're Damn Straight It's An Issue! [05/20/08]

How Stupid ARE You? [04/06/08]

The Tornado Warning 500 [03/03/08]

Support Free Speech [01/11/08]

Things To Be Thankful For [01/05/08]

Another Stern Defense Of Michael Vick [12/16/07]

Oprah Winfrey: Massive Failure [12/10/07]

Chinga tu Madre [10/08/07]

You Don't Need A Fucking Quiz [08/19/07]

Metallica vs. Megadeth - the debate is over [08/10/07]

The Thilo Interview [07/29/07]

Since When Is Success A Bad Thing? [06/23/07]

You Hate Me, You Really Hate Me! [Hatemail, 06/23/07]

Shrek the Turd [05/20/07]

Hey Nathan Morgan - Fuck You [04/15/07]

Americans Are Not Just Dumb, They're Assholes [04/07/07]

Pork: It's What's for dinner [03/24/07] Updated [03/26/07]

Jury Duty - Proving Americans Are Stupid For 200 Years [03/11/07]

I Am Man, Hear Me Roar! [03/02/07]

And Iraaan, Iran So Far Awaaay... [02/20/07]

The Scourge Of Dan Mcgillicuddy [01/28/07]

A Tutorial In Awesomeness [01/20/07] - updated 01-22-07

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